lulz

haven’t been here in a while

this tumblr. it has everything on it. but people i actually know in real life, can read this, especially some who i wish not to know. so adios just not real. you were great to me, but now, i’m gone. i’ll keep it open to look at, but i’m done. i don’t want my diary to be public. bye. 

wumbooo:

alliyaxerinnnnn:

duh-knees:

aayeitskimmie:

itsviramae:

jenikkafrancine:

lovejmh:

penisbutterandjelly:

Book 1.

Eddy: Hi
Bella:Yous a vampire!
Eddy: Yuppers! Lets go play baseball.
James: I wana eat bella!
Laurent: (He he, they made me black. ^-^)
Eddy: Mine!
Chase scene!
James: Bite!
Bella: Ahh I’m becoming a vampire!
Eddy: Don’t worry I’ll fu- er suck you!
End.

Book 2

Eddy: Bye!
Bella: NOOOOOO!
Jake: Hi I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Yeah!
Other vampire: Eddy’s gona kill em self!
Bella: No! -goes to pizza land- come home eddy!
eddy: Okays.
End.

Book 3

Vicky: I’ma kill you!
-vampire+werewolf vs Vampires-
Bella: We win! Yea!
End

Book 4.

Eddy: Lets Get married!
Bells: Okies!
-married + fucking-
Bella: Thats it, I’m a prego.
Eddy: Lets kill it!
-Pop-
Bella: Its out. I’ll name it “The lochness monster!”
Eddy: I’ll call it Nessie!
Cool vampires: She needa die!
Bella: No!
Cool vampires: Okay bye!
Bella: Yea! Happy Ending for everyone!
Jake: I wana fuck your kid.
End

OH MY GOD. THIS.

LMAO

 LMFAO. I WANNA FUCK YOUR KID!

 OHMAN, LMFAOOOOOO.